It’s a good thing that a galaxy far, far away exists because our friends from Star Wars would have a tough time hacking it in our society here on Earth. Though we love them, fitting in may be a problem. And truthfully, we don’t want them to. They live in a world we can only dream of and we love all their bizarre, freakish ways. I’m really glad the Jedi came back in Episode 6 to get things back in order. Could you imagine if the Empire had continued to rule? They would’ve undoubtedly blown everything up and ended up fleeing to boring, old Earth. Then they would have to go out and get real jobs like the rest of us schmucks. So, here’s what would happen if our beloved aliens had the worst career/guidance counselors ever.