Top Ten Worst Post-Star Wars Character Careers

It’s a good thing that a galaxy far, far away exists because our friends from Star Wars would have a tough time hacking it in our society here on Earth. Though we love them, fitting in may be a problem. And truthfully, we don’t want them to. They live in a world we can only dream of and we love all their bizarre, freakish ways. I’m really glad the Jedi came back in Episode 6 to get things back in order. Could you imagine if the Empire had continued to rule? They would’ve undoubtedly blown everything up and ended up fleeing to boring, old Earth. Then they would have to go out and get real jobs like the rest of us schmucks. So, here’s what would happen if our beloved aliens had the worst career/guidance counselors ever.

10. Jar Jar Binks, motivational speaker

9. Han Solo, school bus driver

8. Bobba Fett, lifeguard

7. C-3PO, MC/rapper

6. General Grievous, massage therapist.

5. Yoda, English teacher.

4. Chewbacca, translator.

3. Lord Palpatine, dermatologist.

2. Darth Vader, psychiatrist.

1. Jabba the Hutt, personal trainer.

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1 Response

  1. femaleobiwan345 says:

    This made me think of a youtube video i watched once. It was called “the emporer gets a job”. he gets a job as a therepist and makes the guy kill his parents!

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