Guinness Book’s Top 50 Console Games

Mario Kart

It looks like our old friend Guinness has decided to step away from the seven-foot-long fingernails for a second, and try his luck quantifying video games.

Respectfully, sir, I think I speak for all gamers when I say- stay the hell away. Your list is contaminated with fail.

For example, the #1 game of all time? Super Mario Kart. Yes, racing Yoshi in Donut Plains is apparently as good as it gets for us gamers. Can’t… beat… that. And you’ll have to hit the jump to find Super Mario Bros, as it’s well out of the top ten.

I also contend that Grand Theft Auto III is the game that changed everything, not its much older bro GTA1. And the fact that Super Smash Bros and Shadow of the Colossus didn’t even make the list, while Sega Rally Championship and Outrun 2 did is just beyond me.

Check it out below. And if you’re as inflamed as we should all be, write to your Congressman.

1. Super Mario Kart
2. Tetris
3. Grand Theft Auto
4. Super Mario World
5. Zelda Ocarina of Time
6. Halo
7. Resident Evil IV
8. Final Fantasy XII
9. Street Fighter II
10. GoldenEye

(#11-50 after the jump)


11. Super Mario 64
12. Tomb Raider
13. Metal Gear Solid
14. Call of Duty 4
15. Sonic the Hedgehog 2
16. GTA San Andreas
17. Super Mario Bros
18. Zelda: A Link to the Past
19. Gran Turismo
20. Final Fantasy VII
21. Pro Evolution Soccer 4
22. The Orange Box
23. Lego Star Wars Complete Saga
24. Tekken 2
25. Wii Sports
26. Pokemon Red/Blue
27. Guitar Hero
28. Project Gotham Racing 4
29. Super Mario Galaxy
30. Resident Evil
31. Ico
32. Chrono Trigger
33. Gunstar Heroes
34. Soul Calibur
35. Advance Wars
36. Ridge Racer
37. Super Metroid
38. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
39. GTA Vice City
40. BioShock
41. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
42. The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
43. God of War
44. Sega Rally Championship
45. Starfox 64
46. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
47. WarioWare Inc
48. Saturn Bomberman
49. Crash Bandicoot
50. Outrun 2

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6 Responses

  1. MacGyver says:

    Hello Gauntlet? Super Mario Brothers isn’t in the top ten? UHHHHHHH. What were they drinking? It certainly wasn’t Guinness. That makes clearer minds. Also how can you set world records based on opinions, not facts? Has the who world gone crazy?

  2. MacGyver says:

    Hello Gauntlet? Super Mario Brothers isn’t in the top ten? UHHHHHHH. What were they drinking? It certainly wasn’t Guinness. That makes clearer minds. Also how can you set world records based on opinions, not facts? Has the who world gone crazy?

  3. charitylon says:

    Good joke 🙂 Why did the Indian wear a wig? To keep his wigwam.

  4. charitylon says:

    Good joke 🙂 Why did the Indian wear a wig? To keep his wigwam.

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