Quit Your Job and Work For LEGO
Of course there are all the basic reasons to work for LEGO.
1. Work = Play = X
2. X = doing stuff like translating the Bible into LEGOS.
3. X also = this.
4. And creating realistic LEGO weapons, for the military of course.
HOWEVER, on top of all the perks of being knee deep in Danish colored blocks from 9-5, check out their business cards!
When LEGO employees get a business card like this, they even try to match the look of the little LEGO guy (gender, hair, glasses) to the person.
In case you have the business card blues (like we all must after this revelation) check out fifty cool business cards here.