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Brocabulary 101: A Primer

It happens all the time. Someone hits you with a, “What’s up bromosapien?” in the locker room. Or maybe it’s a simple, “My main man Lindsay Brohan!” as you high five. Or maybe you’re hanging with a true broet who gives you the old, “You dousing those BROcoa Puffs with some BROse Cuervo, BROseidon?”

In all of these cases, you might find yourself at a loss, which usually translates into forced downing of Smirnoff Ices or other minor hazing rituals.

You thought the age of bro was over in 2009. And for better or worse, that couldn’t be farther from the truth.

Memorize this simple list, my friend – and make your life forever BRO.

[List by the Brocabulary Facebook Group.]

PEOPLE:
Sports Players:
*- Bro Montana (In reference to: Joe Montana)
*- Shaquille Bro Neal [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– PlaxiBRO Burress
*- Alexander BROvechkin [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean] – BROseph
– KimBRO Slice [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BRO-J Simpson [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– Shoeless BRO Jackson [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BROshawn Moreno
– Hulk BROgan
-Tim TeBRO [Added By: Isaiah C]
– Tony BROmo [Added By: Isaiah C]
– Terrell BROwens [Added By: Isaiah C]
– BRO Nameth [Added By: Brosef Stalin]
– Chad BROChoCinco [Added By: Dan G]
– Lamar BROdom [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BROhammed Ali [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
– BROmar Garciaparra [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
– BRO Theismann [Added by Will G]
– Smokin’ BRO Frasier [Added by John W]
– BROse Canseco [Added by Patrick L]
– Bill BROmanowski [Added by Luke A]
– BROny Hawk [Added By Max Colbert]
-Brohammad Ali [Chris P. and Samuel H.]
– AlfonzBRO Soriano [Added by: Brosef Stalin]

Music Artists:
– RingBRO Star
– AfBROman [Added by: Nick M.]
– Lupe FiasBRO [Added By: Harrison S]
*- The BROtorious B.I.G. [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean] – Nelly BROtado [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BROyd Banks [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
*- My Chemical BROmance [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BRO.A.R. [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BROcho on the Track [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BROmarion [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– The Beastie BROS [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BRO Rida [Added By: Lila Day]
– BROasis [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
* – Kurt BRObain [Added By: Tim K.]
– Soulja BRO tell em’ [Added By: Phil P.]
– BRO-Yo Ma [Added By: G.I. Bro Charters]
– BRObie Trice [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– Jennnifer BROpez [Added by: Blitzer]
– The Brolling Stones [Added By Duncan R.]
– Broheed and Cambria [Ryan M]
– Bro-Tang Clan [Ryan M]
– BROne Thugs N Harmony [Added by Anthony S]

Actors/Actresses:
*- Seth BROgen
– Russel BROwe
– Angelina BROlee [ Added by G.I. BRO Carters.]
– LeonarBRO DiCapriBRO [Added by: G.I. BRO Carters]
– BROwen Wilson [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
– Scarlett BROhansson [ Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
– BROn Paul [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
*- RamBRO [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BROsie O’Donnell [Added by: Brosef Stalin.]
– BROprah Winfrey [Added by: Brosef Stalin]

Classical:
*- Edgar Allen BRO
– BROdysseus (For the more smarter bro montanas out there.) [Added By: Harrison S]
– Vincent Van Bro [Added By: G.I. BRO Carters]
*- BROseidon
– NaBROlean [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BROan of Arc [Added by: Brosef Stalin.]
– BROden (Norse God) [Added by Nate F.]
– CasaBROva (Added by Greg S)

Politics/Other
*- Mike BRhoads (Although he is a notorious Bro-Hater)
– Barrack BROBama [Added By: Lila D]
*- BROsama Bin Laden [Added By: Woody A]
– Curtis BROberg [Added: by Curtis O] – BRO Biden [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
*- Teddy BROosevelt [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– Ted LeBROnsis [Added by John W.]
– Blake BROhanka [Added by John W.]
– J.R. BROdley (Bro-King) [Added by: Phil P.]
– Brodolf Hitler [Added By: Nick Lilja]
– Lindsay BROhan [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
– aBROham Lincoln [Added by Will L.]
– BROseph Lieberman. [Aaron F]
– J.K. BROwling [Added by Harrison G]

CARTOON CHARACTERS:

*- Frosty the BROman
– BROku (In reference to: Goku)
*- SpongeBRO Square Pants
– BRO – White (In reference to: Snow White)
* – The Pillsburry BROboy
-BROmer Simpson [Added by: G.I. BRO Carters]

MOVIE/TV CHARACTERS:
– BROda (In reference to: Yoda)
*- BilBRO Baggins
*- BRObi Wan Ka No Be
– Riders of BROhan (In reference to: The Riders of Rohan)
*- BRO-Bo Cop [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– Bro-Ba Fett
– Don’t Mess With The BROhan [Added by: John W]
*-BROmeo and Juliet [Added by: John W]
– BROny Montana [Added by G.I. BRO Carters]
– BROey 101 [ Added by G.I. BRO Carters]
– BROcahontus [Added by G.I. BRO Carters]
– Captain Jack SparBRO [Added by Will H.]
– Brotastic 4 [Added by Donte A.]
– John Rambro [Added by Liam K]
– Master BROshi [Luke K]
– BROzo the clown [Richard M]
– Little BRO Peep (Added by Sean M.)

COMPANIES AND BRANDNAMES

– G.I. Bro
*- BROse Cuervo [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
-BROcoa Puffs (Cereal) [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BROton Power (Sup, Lax?)
– Dunkin’ BROnaughts
– BROkemon [Added by Lila D]
– Broca Cola [Added By: G.I. BRO Carters]
– BROpel Water [ Added By G.I. BRO Carters]
*- ABROcrombie & Fitch
– BROdells (Sports Store) [Added By: Woody A]
– Barnes and BROble [Added by Lila D]
* – BROakley Shades [Added By: JP C]
– BROshiba [Added By: “Murt”]
– BRO’s crab shack [Ryan M]
– PepBRO Bismal [Added By John W]
– BROskin robins [Added By Mark D]

SONG/MOVIE/TV/Video Game TITLES

– Lean Like a BROlo
– BROhemein Rhapsody [Added by: Bill T.]
– BROjangles [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BROmiscuous Girl [Added By: Harrison S]
– That 70’s BRO [Added by: Lila D]
– BRO Boy Fresh
*- Bro Time at the Apollo
– The BRAHffice [Added by: Buck]
– Bro Country For Old Men
– Baba BROReilly (A song that all true bros love) [Added By: Nick Z]
-Get BRO (Lil Jon???) [Added By: Lauren H.]
– MariBRO Kart [Added by John W]
– Last of the BROhicans [Richard M]
– The Count of Monte Crisbro [Richard M]
– BROtel California [Richard M]

PLACES:

-BROklahoma [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
-San FransicBRO [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
-BROakland [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
-ChicagBRO [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
-BROviet Union [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
-MinneaBROlis [Added By: Brosef Stalin]
-IdaBRO [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
– BROhio [Added By: Leah Enebro]
– MinneaBROlis [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
– AnnaBROlis, Maryland [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
– SacremenBRO [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
– BROmaha [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
– MexiBRO [Added By: Brosef Stalin]
– PhilBROdelphia [Added By Dan G]
– BRO’d Island [Added by Joe A]
– eiFLOW tower [Added by : Matt M]
-BROthesda [Added By: Lauren Hewins]

IN THE BIBLE [Added By: Eric B.]:

– aBROham [Added By: Eric B.]
– BROseph [Added By: Eric B.]
– BROah’s ark [Added By: Eric B.]
– Mary of MagBROlene [Added By: Eric B.]
– Cain and aBROl [Added By: Eric B.]
– the MaccaBROs [Added By: Eric B.]
– BROthlehem [Added By: Eric B.]
– PresBROterrian [Added by: “Murt”]
– HeBRO [Added By: Mike BRhoads]
– JeBROvah’s witnesses [Added By: Allen K.]

FOOD:
– BROquitos- good ass snack [Added by Phil P.]
– BROrito [Added by: G.I. BRO Carters.]
– BROzen BROgurt [Added By: Lila D.]
– Tabascbro [Added By Ben Hesse]
– macaBROni and cheese [Added By: Brosef Stalin.]
– BROtatoes [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
-PeppeBROni [Added By: Frankie K.]
– CaBROna [Added by Max C.]
– brotein shake [Added by Curtis O]

MISC.

Tier 1 (More useful):
*- BROfessor
*- BROmosapien (In reference to: Homosapien)
– BROmosexual
*- BROfessional
– BROtein [Added by Phil P.]
– BROmunnity [Added by Phil P.]
– ConBROsation
-Brosephasaurus [Added by: Curtis O]
– Brocism (Racism) [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BROpen Haggen [ Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BROnomenal [Added by Phil P.]
– “Legbro my Egbro!” [Added by: Gus Ramminger]
– BRObot (If you watch Jimmy Neutron)
– BatBRObile [Added By: G.I. BRO Carters]
– Bromance [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– U.F.Bro [Added By G.I. BRO Carters]
– BROfLoCoPtEr [Added By: Lila D]
– Bronunciation [Added By: Natalie K]
– Broner [Added By: Natalie K.]
– SubBROsedly [Added by Frankie K]
– BROvember [Added by Patrick L]
– BRO-Caine [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BRO-highness [A-La Aleeta]
– Hide and Bro Seek [Added by Poon]
– Bro Job [Added by Pearce B]
– BROranatang [Added by Austin K]
– Broment [Added by Nick J.]
– Brotrayl [Added by Nick J.]
– Brocrastination [Added by Josh V.]
– BRO’d Trip [Added by Nate F.]
– Broshizzle My Nizzle
Tier 2 (You will probably never use these, but if you can…congrats)
– Brodeo [Added By: Broseidon King of the Brocean]
– BROller Coaster [Added By: Pearce B] – BROctogon [Added By: Connor L]
– AlgeBRO [Added By: G.I. BRO Carters]
– Bro n Arrow [Added By: G.I. BRO Carters]
– BROtesque [Added By: Harrison S.]
– BROcession [Added By: Nick Z.]
– BROlumbia University [Added By: JP C.]
– BROlice [Added by: Woody A.]
– BROmecoming [Added by Phil P.]
– “Bro-la” (Hola) [Added By George P.]
– sloppy bros [Added by Frankie K.]
– BROdacious [Added By: Blake P.]
– bromoted [Added by Justin H]
– SupercalifragilisticecspiealaBROcious
-Bro shizzle my nizzle (Added by Marc S.)

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