Browse By

Invasion of the Body Scanners – TSA Edition

With all the drama about John Tyner not wanting his junk touched I thought the world needed another video about body scanners. Turns out they are pretty creepy. I mean what do they shoot you will if not radiation. As someone who has been told by federal marshals to drop by boxers, bend over, and cough, I think I would rather be strip searched in some ways. If you want to see my junk, please don’t shoot it with lasers, just ask politely for me to drop trow. But I am way more comfortable with nudity then most. I just don’t like the idea of the state scanning my body so deeply with harmful rays. Next stop mandatory subcutaneous RFID tags. The images on body scanners are clearly from a sci-fi movie about a totalitarian future world plagued by tyranny.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *