Top 10 Things I’ve Learned from “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!”


So, there is an addition to the reality television family on NBC, that I am ashamed to say, I really like. Well, I don’t know if “like” like it, or if I’m just incredibly amused. Honestly, I’m leaning toward, liking it. It’s called “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!” There’s something about watching celebs “camp out” in the “rain forest” for “charity.” I don’t know what that certain “thing” is, but I just cant seem to turn away. Hey, TV people, you got me. Fuckers.

Here’s what I’ve learned.

10.) Not sure who “Frangela” is, but apparently, America hates one of ’em.

9.) Finally figured out who Spencer and Heidi are. And boy are they nuts, which in turn makes them…celebs. Kinda.

8.) Something about Stephen Baldwin telling someone to be baptized in the name of Jesus, kinda makes me laugh. I don’t know why, but it definitely makes me chuckle up.

7.) Patty Blagojevich is pretty cool. I kinda want to have a glass of wine with her and talk about…not politics.

6.) The wrestler chick Torrie, is kinda hot. I’m not into buff girls, but yeah.

5.) Lou Diamond Phillips is either a true, stand-up dude, or a damn good actor, and we all know he’s no damn good actor.

4.) Sanjaya = Mowgli. In real life. The most gangsta psuedo-gay man ever.

3.) Janice Dickinson. (sigh)

2.) The female host, Myleene Klass, is worth watching the show for.

1.) John Salley is my hero. Period. That’s right, John “Im a giant, a champion, and the second coming of Buddha, as a Black man” Salley.

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  1. Claire says:

    Hello when was/is this on i love spencer and heidi <3

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