So I made my once monthly check of Gawker today and found this gem. Look at this Fucking Hipster is the best reminder of why so many of us popteners live in Queens. Each picture of a hipster has an amazing caption. This picture’s caption is, “Okay, I don’t want to freak anyone out, but I think a snail just crawled inside of me…aaaaand I really like it.” I keep dying laughing. You will too. Begs the question, is that what Rome looked like before it fell?