WTF Please!?!?!

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Actually I lied, this gives me great ideas for smuggling; mwuahahaha!

Wouldn’t this also allow for constant fresh air; seeing how trees breathe what we exhale?

Mike Wroblewski

...For eighteen years my mind was held captive by a robotic core nervous system controlled by a secret government paid project called the Asur System. They were able to subjugate my mind in accordance with their "system". Years were spent gathering bits of information and experiencing the events in between objectives. The help of a fated stranger, H, allowed me to free myself from the constraints instilled by the conglomeration. H was able to hack my system and provide me with the freedom to think completely on my own. It was only a matter of time before the conglomeration would get to H. The order was sent for me to take out the very individual who aided in my escape. Luckily, my new abilities had allowed me to combat my wicked ways. In my failure to execute my freer, the hit grew to both of us. After a years of running and hiding they caught up to us, but this time I wasn't able to hold them off. I managed to escape. H did not. Since that day dark day, I've stopped running. Now I am the one chasing. Every day is a beautifully orchestrated battle amongst a field of flowers. The war between the Asur and me is an endless one. Eternally, I absorb information and battle their D-Men as they come along; expanding my mind to fulfill the universe. I am Mr. O'siris

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5 Responses

  1. I used to freak out as a kid that if I was on a picnic and ate a hot dog with ants on it, they would crawl into my body and eat all of my organs up.

    Then I learned about stomach acid, and could sleep again at night.

    But now… this. WHY, Mr. W, WHYYYYYY?!?

  2. I used to freak out as a kid that if I was on a picnic and ate a hot dog with ants on it, they would crawl into my body and eat all of my organs up.

    Then I learned about stomach acid, and could sleep again at night.

    But now… this. WHY, Mr. W, WHYYYYYY?!?

  3. M.r.W says:

    Oh man, ants are crazy bro! When I was a kid I had to go to the hospital because I had ants in my ear canal and it was rather painful. In Africa they have Saifu that literally eat people. They aren’t that big, but if you fall asleep on the ground and don’t feel them biting you, thousands of these ants will cover you in seconds and eat you from the inside out. Most people suffocate first because they crawl in through the mouth and nose and begin eating from the lungs and esophagus.

    Also, in South America they have bullet ants that apparently feel like one is getting shot when they are bitten. Sounds pretty ridiculous to me.

    But, yeah, it’s like that old myth that eating watermelon seeds will cause a watermelon to grow in your stomach…..haha, oh well. I’d still like to know how this tree started to grow. Maybe the constant absorption of C02 made it a mutant tree. Weird. It’s almost like it’s being incubated.

  4. Julia says:

    I am never eating watermelon seeds again….NEVER!!!!

  5. Julia says:

    I am never eating watermelon seeds again….NEVER!!!!

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