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Monthly Archives: April 2009

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Like riding a bike…

Everyone’s favorite “thug-life” poet, Nikki Giovanni, is back with an awesome collection of love poems, Bicycles. I must admit that her last project, Acolytes, I wasn’t really a fan of. She was using an interesting, new style that involved way too many ellipses. But now

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The Weekly Lollers #4

Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face Sure, this is more like the monthly lollers, but this Onion video pushed me over the edge. Such a pitch-perfect parody of all the video game journalist/marketing parrot-talk. (Fret not, I still

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04.06.09 My Top Ten RIGHT NOW

1. EVENT Warm weather comes to NYC… There is nothing better than nice weather in Manhattan. Everyone takes to the streets, a large smile plastered across the face. The sidewalks become restaurant extensions, filled with tables that are filled from sunrise to sunset. No matter

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TopTen Days: Phobias

We all have a fear or two; maybe even more, but how do these fears affect your life? Do they control the way you function on a day to day basis or how you perform in certain events? A phobia isn’t just being afraid of

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Obama: the Japanese WTF Action Figure

As I have no comprehension of the Japanese tongue, someone will have to explain this amazing series of photos, that begins with Obama’s action figure being very Obama-y, and ends with scenes from The Matrix and him apparently getting fellated by a bowl of oranges.

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Rovio, or How to Be a Super Parent

As someone very recently entering his third decade of existence, I worry about the heap of responsibilities about to fall squarely on my shoulders. I’m about to get married, buy a house, start a life not dedicated to rampant hedonistic gratification. Before I know it