You’re still my hero, Michael Phelps

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Well, well, well. Look who got caught puffin’ the magic dragon..smokin’ the hippy hooka…partaking in the steppenwolf. That’s right folks, the human fish himself, Michael Phelps got ousted in a photo of him taking a hit from a bong. I know, for most of us this is a “so what.” I mean, did they all really expect him not to be a pot smoker. At least every now and then. Really? Honestly? Are you serious?

This is a kid…a kid who listens to Young Jeezy before he swims. A kid from Baltimore. A kid with an awesome speech impediment, ADHD, and a whole hell of a lot of fame…and most likely, quite a bit of pressure. And you didn’t think he was blazin’?

Apparently, people are afraid that Michael’s influence will have kids all over the world smoking ganja. And while that’s probably not going to be the case, maybe it should be. I mean this guy won eight medals. If weed gives you that kind of strength, dammit lets all start working it in to our diets. And if not, then at least let’s leave well enough (greatness) alone.

By the way, Michael…from here on out, you are Mikey Pheez.

Ahhh..marijuana…as American as Mikey Pheez.

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2 Responses

  1. Rob says:

    please remove the magic dragon phrase from that because he smoked pot, not heroin. i like him more now though so way to go!

  2. Rob says:

    please remove the magic dragon phrase from that because he smoked pot, not heroin. i like him more now though so way to go!

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