Okay, so one of my many obsessions is late night talk shows. Ever since I was a child, and my mother gave me this tiny black and white TV for my bedroom, I would sneak and stay up to see who was on Arsenio, Letterman, Leno, mostly because it was a free way to see live music (though I wasn’t really there). Now as an adult…the habit persists, and it’s stronger than ever.
But there is one thing that has always been a mystery to me. When it’s time for a commercial break (to pay the bills) and the theme music starts playing, every late show host leans over to the guest and starts whispering something. EVERY ONE…EVERY TIME! What the hell are they saying?
Could it be, “Nice boobs.”
Or, “You really need a fu*kin’ altoid.”
Or maybe, “Did they put the vodka in your mug like you asked?”
What say you all out there in popten land?