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Jack Black as Jesus warns about shrimp cocktail.

I had the recent pleasure of meeting Jack Black by chance while shopping at Bergdorf Goodman. He was really nice and let me take a picture with him. He even shook my hand, which is more than I can say about Donald Trump when he was my boss for a year This video is exactly why prop 8 should have failed. I am sorry I didn’t catch it soon enough, but somehow it is still relevant. My favorite highlight being the revelation that abomination sounds a lot like Obama-nation. Why didn’t I think of that? Also Doogie Houser talks all about how much money you can make off gay people wanting crazy wedding ceremonies.

What is so scary about giving gay people the same rights as straight people? If they are doing wrong before god, it is their eternal damnation, not yours. Relax, don’t do it, when you want to go to it. The truth is I despise musical theater but make certain exceptions when it is as brilliant as this. I know you think your religion is right, but I don’t. The spirit of America frees gay people to be equal, even if your holy ghost casts them down below you.

Popten exclusive photo of Jack Black and me after the jump.

He is a god among men.

Funny thing is I found this clip, because my x-friend from high school posted it on facebook. We don’t talk anymore, but the web makes the world small enough that I can still listen. I hope she doesn’t mind.

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