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By Hawkes Klein
Since when do 4 day weeks feel 45 times longer than 5 day weeks?
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2. If you have kids (which, I don’t know a stranger who has kids could be reading this, I have no idea who’s out there in the internet world!) and want something hilariously adorable to… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
Ok, now it’s my turn to actually be really really sad. I’m sitting at my desk sort of fighting back some tears here. Of course the Golden Girls weren’t going to live forever, but damn.
By Hawkes Klein
ugh it’s with sadness that I report that Gary Coleman has passed away.
via CNN
Former child star Gary Coleman, who rose to fame as the wisecracking youngster Arnold Jackson on the TV sitcom “Diff’rent Strokes” but grew up to grapple with a troubled adulthood, has died. He was 42.
Coleman died of a brain hemorrhage
By Hawkes Klein
Well well well. I missed a week! I was home sick and realized that I’m home sick on Friday’s more than I really should be and I didn’t want to call attention to it and I had a lot of CSI to catch up on! So yeah, I’m going to try to get to 20!
1. Speaking of… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
1. This article on CNN just gave me about 45 panic attacks, for several reasons. A. Crazy much? and B. Embarrassing much? and C. Congratulations on finding someone who’s also crazy, I guess? If this were a made for tv movie I’d walk out of the room out of sheer embarrassment right now.
2. There are… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
Happy 50th anniversary the pill! Every news source this side of the Mississippi is talking about anniversary, controversial still, after all these years!
1. I have very very vivid memory of watching Coal Miner’s Daughter at my Grandma’s house with her and my mama. (Luckily, that was before I saw Carrie when I was still able… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
So you probably heard (unless you’re living under a rock, or if you don’t care about pop music, which I find hard to believe) ileaks.com leaked a demo of an alleged Britney Spears singing “Telephone.” Remember friends, Lady Gaga was just a song writer back in the day, and I guess she originally wrote “Telephone” for… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
You heard me! What Would Sandy Bullock Do? The Answer of course ties to #1, the most classy thing possible.
1. So you win an Oscar and 45 seconds later it comes out that your husband is a gross-ass-man-whore. What do you do? Scream? Cry? Talk about what a d-bag he is on tv? I’ll tell you… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
Most of the time subway graffiti is pretty lame. It’s not actually graffiti, it’s more like a dude with a sharpie who likes to draw mustaches on women and write an offensive term for lesbian next to them. There are a few awesome exceptions, if you’re ever in the 49th street N/R/W station, someone there meticulously cuts… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
Ah what a week! For the first time, in a long time, it felt like it flew by! Usually by the time we get to Wednesday I’m like HOW ON EARTH CAN IT ONLY BE WEDNESDAY! We got all the way to Friday and I’d probably forget that we made it here if I wasn’t wearing jeans! My… Read More
Tomorrow marks 100 days since the BP oil spill in the gulf. I know they “successfully” capped it, but as long as that sucker is still leaking, I’m saying there is still an oil spill. But this disaster got me thinking a lot about the good old days of folk – when popular music regularly included anthems… Read More
Unless you have been living under a rock, you are quite familiar with the body (of work) of Isaiah Mustafa. Mustafa is a former wide-receiver in the NFL, and currently has a talent contract with NBC. He might be better known to you as The Old Spice Guy (heretofore known in this post as OSG). But just in… Read More