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By Hawkes Klein
Well color this girl extremely emotional today.
1. I just have to start with this Chilean mine collapse thing. Have you heard? 33 miners are trapped well below the earth’s surface, they’ve been there for a while and they will be there for a while. There are several amazing things about this story. First, their spirit. These… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
So the news broke yesterday that Mike “The Situation” is set to make around $5 million dollars this year. FIVE MIIIILLION DOLLARS! People are pissed. I literally had several people write on their facebook pages: THIS IS WHAT’S WRONG WITH AMERICA! Ummm. No. THIS is what’s wrong with America. Some dude from New Jersey who… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
Seriously.
I know he got the mole removed a while back. I think that he’s married? I’m pretty sure I heard rumors of his lacking in the manly part department. Yet, I’m all of a sudden like, did he get younger? What’s going on?
1. I live for this video. Although, the baseball hat confuses me and I… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
I’m giddy with excitement right now! 3:04 minutes into the Pilot of Melissa & Joey and I’m thrilled to have this opportunity. Thank you ABC Family. First and foremost let it be said now that Melissa Joan Hart looks goddamn AWESOME. She looked awesome in Clarissa, she looked weird and 90s in Sabrina, but Ms. Hart has… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
I didn’t even realize it was Friday the 13th until like half way through the day! I’m spending the day catching up on my correspondence and fiddling around the interwebs. Just wrote a neato bio about myself… It’s up there in the “About” section. Which is under construction.
1. I was just talking to JCPE about facebook… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
I could go down this familiar path. Writing an “open letter” saying stuff like… Drew… please please stop making shitty rom coms. Stop hurting yourself, stop hurting US. I get that it would be fun to work with your boyfriend! I really really like my boyfriend and although he’s apprehensive, I’d really like to be his co-worker. Especially… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
Academy Award Winning actress Patricia Neil passed away yesterday due to lung cancer, she was 84.
Two things of note.
One: I’m looking at pictures of her and before I associate myself with who she is I hear her voice in my head. Which is really a very weird sensation. I don’t recognize your… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
I’m back!! Well I’ve been back. I’m blessed with this amazing ability to go on vacation and be completely relaxed and then someone how manage to freaaaaaaaaak out 20 seconds before returning home and consequently make myself sick for the next few days. It’s awesome.
Anyway now I’m back, so, yay!
1. Before I went to Las… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
Congratulations on the while Prop 8 thing California!!! [also while I'm at it, congratulations to YOU Elana Kagen! Just confirmed to the US Supreme Court! Huzzah! I love when women get good jobs!] I know it’s just a drop in the bucket, but Marriage Equality will happen. You know who agrees with me? Sophia Petrillo! Ah… Read More
By Hawkes Klein
F you humidity!! I’m going outside tomorrow and learning about NYC! Woot! For the record there will be no Friday Round Up next week, I’m telling you this much in advance that it’s just not going to happen! I’ll be at Netroots Nation in Las Vegas, if you, loyal HK readers are going to be there too send… Read More
Tomorrow marks 100 days since the BP oil spill in the gulf. I know they “successfully” capped it, but as long as that sucker is still leaking, I’m saying there is still an oil spill. But this disaster got me thinking a lot about the good old days of folk – when popular music regularly included anthems… Read More
When I was in my formative high school days, going to the Warped Tour was a highlight of the summer. Just old enough to drive, we’d pile about 9 bros and skateboards into mom-duke’s Ford Exploder and drive at high speed to Fitchburg or some other pseudo-municipality in middle Massachusetts, blasting Rage Against The Machine and… Read More