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The Top Ten Biggest Fictional Schlongs

Through all of recorded history, mankind has dreamed of larger wangs. From the well-endowed seven-day-sexaholic Enkidu in our first recorded story Gilgamesh, to the hundreds of characters brought to life by legendary thespian Ron Jeremy, society is obsessed with writing about dudes with larger and

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popten x Dress-Lace Inc Ladies Lace Dress

popten x Dress-Lace Inc Ladies Lace Dress / Green and Black Leopard Print/ Crew Neckline This popten x piece is a lovely ladies lace dress that is printed with green an black leopard prints. The fabric is very lightweight and the cut of the

No Thumbnail is Microsoft’s Pornucopia: The Porn Search Engine

Once every two or three months I like to ask my family and friends what new porn sites they’re using. It’s this secret DudeWorld, a lexicon that men are familiar with, but rarely share with each other. For a quick example, try saying something like

The Ultimate Sex Mix

We are no longer in the age of the album. Since singles and mixes are the currency of music, I figured I’d follow up the Top Ten Sex Soundtracks with the abridged, one CD/playlist version. I’ve perfected this Sex Mix for the better part of

Sex Soundtracks: Top Ten Albums For F*cking

Its no surprise that books, films and songs all follow the same build-up/climax/epilogue pattern as male or female orgasms. The steady climb and steady fall, the vertical leap and precipitous drop: kind of sounds like the difference between Wilson Phillips and Nine Inch Nails. Sex

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ATTN: BROOKLYN- You’ve got it all wrong!

Forget moving further and further out on the L, or- dare I say it- sprawling out to the JMZ… HOBOKEN is where it’s at. Sure the people suck, but we’ve got so many “artists” here in Williamsburg and East Bushwick that we can infest the

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Porn 2.0

In the words of esteemed thought leader L.L. Cool J, “Conventional methods of making love kind of bore me.” Amen, Cool James. Like so many of us, I was past puberty when the internet began blossoming. My first email address came freshman year of college.