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Sex Songs For Daytime: Top Ten Nooner Anthems

Ah, the nooner. When it comes down to it, there’s really little better in life than some sunny day, post-lunch pounding. Warm chocolate chip cookies and Point Break might come close, but even marathon sexcapades that happen after hours lack the spontaneous joie de vivre

Brocabulary 101: A Primer

It happens all the time. Someone hits you with a, “What’s up bromosapien?” in the locker room. Or maybe it’s a simple, “My main man Lindsay Brohan!” as you high five. Or maybe you’re hanging with a true broet who gives you the old, “You

Sexual Innuendo RPG

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Yarn Porn

It’s become quite fashionable to dub geeky things porn lately. I’ve seen “space porn” and “math porn” thrown around on blogs when there’s something worth geeking out about. So for those of you who think this post’s title means “something amazing made out of yarn”

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The Most Disturbing Video On the Internet

“I actually started sweating when I watched this.” That was the IM that came with the link to this video. Sometimes the best remixes are just a simple tweak. Slowing down this Olsen Twins movie, turning it into the most malevolent acid trip you’ve never

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The Top Ten Biggest Fictional Schlongs

Through all of recorded history, mankind has dreamed of larger wangs. From the well-endowed seven-day-sexaholic Enkidu in our first recorded story Gilgamesh, to the hundreds of characters brought to life by legendary thespian Ron Jeremy, society is obsessed with writing about dudes with larger and

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popten x Dress-Lace Inc Ladies Lace Dress

popten x Dress-Lace Inc Ladies Lace Dress / Green and Black Leopard Print/ Crew Neckline This popten x piece is a lovely ladies lace dress that is printed with green an black leopard prints. The fabric is very lightweight and the cut of the

No Thumbnail is Microsoft’s Pornucopia: The Porn Search Engine

Once every two or three months I like to ask my family and friends what new porn sites they’re using. It’s this secret DudeWorld, a lexicon that men are familiar with, but rarely share with each other. For a quick example, try saying something like

The Ultimate Sex Mix

We are no longer in the age of the album. Since singles and mixes are the currency of music, I figured I’d follow up the Top Ten Sex Soundtracks with the abridged, one CD/playlist version. I’ve perfected this Sex Mix for the better part of

Sex Soundtracks: Top Ten Albums For F*cking

Its no surprise that books, films and songs all follow the same build-up/climax/epilogue pattern as male or female orgasms. The steady climb and steady fall, the vertical leap and precipitous drop: kind of sounds like the difference between Wilson Phillips and Nine Inch Nails. Sex