Oscars 2010: A Listy Rundown
By Jiun Kwon
Best Supporting Actor – Christophe Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
“Uber-bingo!” – Roger Ebert via Twitter: hear, hear.
Best Animated Feature – Up
Pssst! It’s actually called the Pixar Award.
Best Original Song – Weary Kind from Crazy Heart
In related news, T-bone also wins Best Name at the Oscars.
- LOVE the writer/actor vitriol played off by Tina Fey and Robert Downey, Jr.
Best Original Screenplay – Hurt Locker
I loved this movie for sure. But my heart kind of breaks for QT.
- John Hughes Tribute : actually classy and dignified. Thank you for working for us, John.
Best Animated Short – Logorama
Cutest speech
Best Documentary Short – Music By Prudence
Um.. holy interruptus. Who let the crazy lady on stage?
Best Live Action Short – The New Tenants
DUDE. Oscars. STOP CUTTING OFF THE SPEECHES. It’s RUDE.
- Ben Stiller dresses up like a Na’vi and brings the funny (while simultaneously taking some swings at Avatar), as he presents Best Makeup (Avatar is not even nominated).
Best Makeup – Star Trek
!!!!!Star Trek!!!!! (those are happy exclamation points)
Best Adapted Screenplay – Precious: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire
First surprise! Right on.
Best Supporting Actress – Mo’Nique, Precious: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Boom! So stunning.
Best Art Direction – Avatar
I have mixed feelings about this one.
Best Costumes – The Young Victoria
Well, dressing a queen is always gonna be impressive. I shouldn’t hate. I haven’t seen this movie. I just heart the costumes in Coco avant Chanel. I think Coco and I would’ve been besties.
- HORROR TRIBUTE!!! : Pretty cool. QT liked it too.
Best Sound Editing – The Hurt Locker
Whattup!!!
Best Sound Mixing – The Hurt Locker
Fist pump!!!
Best Cinematography – Avatar
Okay, fine. This one’s cool.
- Dance performances to all the Best Original Score Nominees: Dancers are so A-may-zing!
Best Original Score – Up
An excellent score, and an excellent speech.
Best Visual Effects – Avatar
Yeah, yeah.
Best Documentary Feature – The Cove
Please don’t kill dolphins.
Best Editing – The Hurt Locker
Holla!!!!
Best Foreign Film – El secreto de sus ojos
I hate it when they rush people off stage. It gives me anxiety.
Best Actor – Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
Jeff, I think YOU’RE groovy.
Best Actress – Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Sandy, you’re funny and charming.
Best Director – Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
Whattup, Boys’ Club?! Take THAT.
Best Picture – The Hurt Locker
Phew. AMEN.
