WTF Congress

By Chris Baily

I’m really fucking tired of Congressmen talking shit about Obama because he hasn’t changed the culture of Washington.  GUESS WHAT GUYS!  YOU ARE THE CULTURE OF WASHINGTON!  Do you come into my house, smash my windows, and then complain about the cold!?  Get the fuck outta here.  Of course the culture of Washington is fucked.  We’ve got a bunch of hypocritical motherfuckers who complain about the paralyzed state of our system while they shove crowbars into the gears.  There is a simple question:  what the fuck are you doing about it?  How are you going to help me, your employer, make this system work better!?  Or are you going to cry and whine like a little fucking school boy and argue about who started it?

Seriously, think about it.  What agenda do the Republicans have right now?  Really.  Block healthcare reform which helps big corporations and screws the average American?  Block financial regulations so the fat cats on wall street don’t have to change shit?  How are they getting away with populism!?  as far as I can tell, the Republicans in Congress have one real agenda – lets see how hard we can screw this country, not get anything done in a time of crisis, and then get reelected so we can keep getting paid. Seriously.

And trust me, I’m not happy with the Democrats either.   They’re acting like a bunch of fucking juveniles too.   Great.  You won.  Congrats.  Now you can wipe that smug little smile off your face Nancy Pelosi and start to fucking work with the other side.  It’s like the Democrats have been walking around the house in their boxers after fucking the Reublican’s ex-wife.  Have some class guys.  Be the bigger people here.  Stop trying to make the Republicans eat fucking dirt.  Channel a little Teddy Kennedy and treat the other side with some fucking respect.

Let’s review this again!!!! We just had a massive financial crisis that almost blew our nation out of the water.  This was caused by widespread problems in the structure of our economy and government.

Uhm.  How is the status quo a viable option!?  Really?

GUYS!!! If you don’t have a job, something needs to change.  If you got kicked out of your house, something needs to change.  If you lost your savings, if you can’t feed your kids, if you can’t afford your rent, if you can’t pay for gas, if your living in fear that tomorrow will be the day that you just can’t hang on anymore,

SOMETHING.
NEEDS.
TO CHANGE.

This is not a political agenda, this is not some secret conspiritorial plan to taker over the world.  THIS IS JUST GETTING REAL.  We have a system that BROKE.  We need to fix it.  Right now, Obama and his administration are the only guys in town who seem to want to do this.  Everyone else seems to be a bunch of fucking scared assholes who watch poll numbers and try to figure out how not to fuck up.  And now we’re in an election year, when most of Congress will be campaigning instead of legislating.  What the fuck?

WE HAVE A REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY SO THAT WE CAN ELECT PEOPLE TO DO A JOB. THAT JOB IS GOVERNING OUR NATION.  THAT REQUIRES DOING SOMETHING.

CONGRESS:  GET TO FUCKING WORK!